Today at break I took a call from a friend of mine. She's got herself into a bit of a tiz over a chap she's been 'seeing' over the internet. He is a noted philandarer, a good looking successful business man with a dowdy wife at home. He is a serial womaniser. My friend is married, house, car, two kids - you know the rest. She is quite young to have all these things and certainly hasn't had it easy over the years, but being young, and with a husband of a slightly older generation, has got terribly bored. Now whether she has discovered this boredom since meeting this chap I cannot say, but he has stirred something within her. She says she knows there is no future in it and it's wrong 'but I just want to fuck him!' She called me in a state to say she had finally agreed to meet him this evening for you know what.
And though she really really wants this guy, she doesn't think that she can cope with the fall out afterwards. The deceit, the lies, having to look her husband in the eye and be the dutiful wife. She does after all still love her husband and in many respects should consider herself rather lucky. And her husband is the sort of man who would probably kill her if she was fooling around. Nice enough chap, but he doesn't mess around.
As she was in such a quandry over the matter I told her not to do it. Don't do it unless you are absolutely sure you can cope with what will come after. Because even if he never finds out, you have to answer to yourself. If you're sure about it and the meeting means more than the after effects, then go for it.
The problem is I am very non judgmental. There was a time many years ago when I would have told her to go and get her head examined. But as a divorcee of 3 years for the same reasons (the older boring husband bit) I can kind of relate to the stagnation of her situation. I met my present partner as my marriage fell apart. My husband, twice my age, had lapsed into middle age. It was like living with your father and I was still comparitively young. And it become a suffocating and damaging situation for all concerned. We just grew apart.
So when I met my parter, 12 years my junior, like a young stag on heat - just wanted to shag all the time and it was ME he wanted to shag, I felt that same flutter that my friend is currently experiencing. That flutter when you find a new love and you get knots in your stomach and they are ALL you can think of all the time.
I have now been with my partner for 3 years. And for most of that - well let's just say - if he'd had an offer he would have taken it. He has declared his love interests openly to at least two of his hoped for new partners since we have been together and had his eye on oh so many more. Currently he has two on the go although I think that one has expressed a non-interest which is why he suddenly struck up a relationship with the second. The other he is currently stalking with occasional meets and intelligent Facebook chat. I have come to believe that this is my punishment for dumping my husband like I did and it serves me right. I accept because fate will eventually come around and bite you in the arse.
What it also gives me, is license to do what my friend may be about to embark on, and do it without any feeling of remorse. Let's just say that me and my partner have a non-conscious open relationship. It's just that, I haven't actually found anyone with which to enjoy these extra curricular activities. Which is even more saddening.
Like my friend I am also quite bored of my situation. Every day is another day of Uni. Though I stress I am not complaining, I worked hard to get here but it is relentless and not punctuated by meals out, nights out on the razz, holidays or unbelievably fabulous sex) but the boring relationship (I can't remember the last time I actually experienced any sort of sexual encounter with my partner) and the drudgery of cooking meals and housework (the only things that bind him to me) have become rather 'samey' to say the least. My only mental let up at the moment is sunny spring days. Seriously, standing in my garden on a warm sunny day is absolute bliss. They are at present few and far between. And I have 14 months to go.
So I am still waiting for my knight in shining armour to come (quite literally) and give me something else to fill my days. I don't have any prospective candidates for this at the moment, but knowing fate as well as I do (we're cousins did you know?), I have a hunch that when the time and the place are right, he shall appear. If he doesn't, then I know I am supposed to remain a childless old divorcee - one of those strange old ladies that lives in the house noone ever visits and has about 50 cats living with her.
Watch this space, perhaps there is a shagathon out there for me somewhere.....
Amen.....